Because I had nothing else to do

Between building a “power point display” using an easel and printed out images, and panicking about the upcoming workshop, I decided to do this.

cosmic-cat tripping balls postcard

I’d love to turn this into promo cards, but it might be too trippy. What say you, Internet?

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When Doge Memes Collide: Doge Hybrids

I have a serious addiction to memes. Yes, I love cat memes, space kitteh especially. But nothing…NOTHING…compares to my love of Doge. Ah, Doge, wow, much love, such funny, do want, very laugh, so meme. I have a shirt with Doge drawn like the Stark Dire Wolf. It says “wow, such winter, is coming, much cold.”

And of course, there’s this…

Craig with book and dog head

It doesn’t get geekier, or creepier than that.

Now anyone can make an ordinary Doge meme, but I’m going for something different (because I’m different). Here are some Doge memes combined with other memes. It’s a Titanic Team Up of Shiba Inu proportions (as opposed to the Titanic Team Up I blogged about the other day).

Nic Cage is in your Doge

Such world. Much wonderful.

Good morning Dogeshine. Much Earth so hello.

Doge Fawkes

I really love this one. No joke attached, it stands alone.

Wtf Crowe. Much awful. Ugh voice.

Two of my favorite memes came together for this awesomeness.

Much gin. Such juice.

Doge will survive the nuclear holocaust.

No mistakes. Wow, happy accidents.

I’m kinda over Grumpy Cat. No meme should should have a Christmas movie.

Like my posts? Follow my website or “Like” my facebook fan page and/or follow me on Twitter. You can also purchase my debut novel, Song of Simon, at any online bookstore or a real one (you’ll probably have to order it). Of course, you can always buy an autographed one from me, just send me a message. Song of Simon currently has a 4.8/5.0 rating on Amazon, so people seem to like it. If you’re looking for something FREE, you can read my serial (soon to be an expanded series of novels) The Watchmage of Old New York. Though it ended in February, it remains one of the most popular serials on JukePop OF ALL TIME!

My Top Ten Space Cat Memes

I’m a silly person, and I’m easily amused. Few things amuse me more than memes of cats flying through space. They’re the blacklight posters of the Internet Age. If I was a teen right now, I would have posters of them all over my walls. If I was a teen right now, I’d cover my walls with blacklight posters of cosmic cats and watch them as I smoked oregano that I thought was weed.

I know I’ve said this before, but I mean it this time: THIS is my dumbest post ever.

So get ready to save a bunch of pics to that file you keep for weird shit, here are my ten favorite space cat memes. Two of them aren’t true space cats, but their awesomeness demanded placement here. I hope they all blow your mind.

1) Welcome Cat

Welcome to the Internet, you poor, poor, bastard

2) Super Excited Space Cat

He’s so excited, and he just can’t hide it. He’s about to lose control and he thinks he likes it.

3) Angry Super-Detailed Nyan Cat

Those are rainbows of RAGE!!!

4) Doctor Mew

He’s grumpier on the inside…

5) Laser Cat

How is he shooting two beams with one eye?

6) DJ Pizza Cat…In Space

Droppin da bass in outta space…

7) Can Haz Space Cheezburger?

Cats are weightless in space, so yes, haz cheezburger

8) Drunk in Space Cat

That’s his 3rd bottle

9) Rambo Cat (almost in space) Riding a Fire-Breathing Unicorn

Not exactly in space, but it needs to be seen.

10) And finally…PIZZA CAT TURTLE TACO!!!!

This is everything I could ever want in a meme. HE’S POOPING TACOS!!!

Like my posts? Follow my website or “Like” my facebook fan page and/or follow me on Twitter. You can also purchase my debut novel, Song of Simon, at any online bookstore or a real one (they both exist). Song of Simon currently has a 4.8/5.0 rating on Amazon, so it’s pretty damn good. If you’re looking for something FREE, you can read my serial (soon to be an expanded series of novels) The Watchmage of Old New York. Though it ended in February, it remains one of the most popular serials on JukePop OF ALL TIME!