I was getting into the whole search for the new pope thing. It’s not as cool as searching for a new Dalai Lama, but it’s close. Now we have one, (and by we, I mean “not me.”) I was very excited. I thought that maybe he would have a more progressive view on things. Maybe he would even clean up the pedobearia in the church.
I doubt it.
Re: gay marriage, there is this:
So gay marriage is a plot by the Devil to confuse the children of God? What is priestly molestation then?
We’d be better off with Zoidberg