I was getting into the whole search for the new pope thing. It’s not as cool as searching for a new Dalai Lama, but it’s close.  Now we have one, (and by we, I mean “not me.”) I was very excited.  I thought that maybe he would have a more progressive view on things.  Maybe he would even clean up the pedobearia in the church.

I doubt it.

Re: gay marriage, there is this:

Same shit, different Pope

So gay marriage is a plot by the Devil to confuse the children of God?  What is priestly molestation then?

We’d be better off with Zoidberg