I’ve been thinking about “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.” What exactly would Daddy have done if he saw that? It’s an old song, so would he have gone all toxic and tried to punch Santa? Santa would have kicked his ass. The North Pole is a harsh place, and it breeds harsh folk. Santa probably fights polar bears for exercise (gotta work off those cookies)
Or would Daddy have laughed the whole thing off? Maybe Santa is on the exceptions list, like Keanu Reeves.
Or would Daddy have joined in? I mean, it’s Santa! Who can resist? He has the charisma of Frank N Furter, plus toys! Merry Christmas indeed.
I obviously have too much time to think about stuff.