I don’t understand why they call it Black Friday. I mean, it’s a great song, but Steely Dan has written much better ones.
How about we call dec 19th “Hey Nineteen?”
If anything, we should call it Green Friday, since Shakespeare’s green-eyed monster takes so many people over. I for one, don’t shop on Black Friday. I hate shopping, I hate crowds, they give me panic attacks. Going to the store during the worst shopping day of the year could possibly kill me. I’d rather stay at home at kvetch about consumerism like the pretentious jackass I am.
Speaking of pretentious jackasses, I’m stunned that Family Guy killed off Brian. He was my favorite character, my brother in douchebaggery. Dear Brian, in heaven, “Faster Than the Speed of Love” is a best seller. Here’s my favorite Brian moment.