I know that it’s a little late to be posting predictions (3 hours before showtime,). I wanted to get these in so my Wookie partner can laugh at me when I get them all wrong (laugh it up, Fuzzball!)

I think that this is the ppv where the midcard really steps it up. The WWE title isn’t on the line, which makes this show a little odd. The midcard is going to have to carry the day.

•El Torito vs. Hornswoggle (Mask vs. Hair) El Torito is going to win. Hornswoggle’s hair has gotten really long and awkward. I think they’ve been planning this for a long time. It’s a good opportunity to show what this little bit of bovine dynamite can do. He’s amazing.

Taking the Jobber by the horns.

•Cesaro vs. Sheamus (United States Championship) This should be a good match, but I expect Sheamus to come…