So far today:

I went to the dentist and found out that I will have to go two more times to complete the implant.

Walked into a chair. Not like stubbing a toe or anything. I walked right into the back of the chair, gut meets wood.

Soaked my pants while washing dishes (soaked with dishwater!)

Spilled coffee grounds on the floor.

Did not clean up spilled coffee grounds on the floor.

Cleaned Shelvin’s tank, and while he was in his cardboard motel, he almost escaped…turtles are faster than they will have you believe.

Ate too much candy corn.

It’s not even 4pm. Let’s see what adventures the rest of the day holds for Craiggers.