The Truth About Writing…and Pants


I think the world should know that the best part about writing is that I can do it while lounging on the couch without pants. Pants are prohibitive to the writing process.

I guarantee that 90% of all writers write without wearing pants. This is a scientific study that needs no peer review because I have already decided that I am right.


I Was Responsible

I was a good, responsible person today. I crockpotted so i have dinner for a few days, throwing a bunch of meat and veggies in the miracle machine and hoping it doesn’t suck (chicken breast, squash, broccoli, carrots, mushrooms, garlic, and artichoke hearts, in case you were curious). I updated my resume and applied for some tutoring jobs. I even took out the trash.

I was responsible. Can I get a reward? An atta boy? A heckin good job? A bowl of ice cream?

A beer? That’ll do nicely πŸ™‚

I was responsible and now I have a beer.

Today was a good day.



The Epic Doggo Bamboozle Post!

I love doggos.
There, I said it. Doggos dressed up as other things to bamboozle hoomans make me so happy that I could bork!

Btw, bork is the new bark. Get with it, people πŸ™‚

So, in honor of doggos everywhere, here are some of my favorites. They are doing me a happy. Note: not all of these are bamboozles. Some are just awesome. πŸ™‚

Also, I’m posting from my phone. Awesome.


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Hot dogs.







And the finale. ..


Silly baboozled hoomans

Oh, if you think you’d like flying dogs with your historical fantasy mysteries, check out my novel, ” The Watchmage of Old New York. It’s good, and I’m not bamboozling you.




My Twitter Acct Was Hijacked (by me)

I tweet…a lot. I tweet to promote my books. I tweet to promote other people’s books. I belong to a group called Rave Reviews Book Club, where we retweet each others novels and blogs, etc. It’s a pretty cool group, and though it has a small membership fee, the increase in book sales is worth it.

But I’m not here to promote Rave Reviews. I’m here to talk about the evolution of my Twitter account.

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The Epic Dad Joke Meme Post!

Ok, you all know that despite not being a dad, I am a purveyor and connoisseur of dad jokes. I’ve posted jokes with the laughing dog meme before, even the Rick Grimes meme. Lately I’ve been obsessed with the “family groaning at a restaurant while dad laughs” meme. I’ve decided to bless you all with some of my favorites.

You’re welcome πŸ˜€

Or, you can hate me forever. Either way, credit goes to @IFindItFunny2. This is some exquisite punishment.

dad joke moderation

dad joke steak pun



dad joke kidnapping

dad joke hippo zippo

dad joke goldfish tank

dad joke flamingo


dad joke dead batteries

dad joke cow udder destruction

dad joke coffin

dad joke chocolate bar snickers

dad joke chicken sedan

doge in space card redux