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Sometimes, coffee (or as I say, cawfee) isn’t enough. You need your coffee with a shot of Funny.

Consider me your barista of the blog. Yes, I know it’s click bait, but it’s funny. In the morning, we need to laugh…or go back to bed.

I hate when I get up before my alarm. I feel like I’ve cheated myself, so I lie in bed until the buzzer rings. Stupid internal clock.

How convenient would this be? Just jam it into your arm and work. You’ll also save on sugar and creamer.

We’ve all been there…not prison…just wanting to murder someone that talks to you too early.

No words can describe the level of awesomeness. I want this mug.

…I’ve come to sip with you again…

I think that if Gollum had enough coffee, he could’ve resisted the pull of the One Ring. It’d have to be strong coffee, but still…

Business cat needs to do business things meow.

Oh, you thought Doge wouldn’t appear on one of my meme posts. Wow. Much mislead. So unknow.