Which Writer Are You? ;)

I saw this meme the other day and couldn’t resist.

I think I’m a TennyShakes 😉

author personalities joke

casanders pirate kitten

My Twitter Acct Was Hijacked (by me)

I tweet…a lot. I tweet to promote my books. I tweet to promote other people’s books. I belong to a group called Rave Reviews Book Club, where we retweet each others novels and blogs, etc. It’s a pretty cool group, and though it has a small membership fee, the increase in book sales is worth it.

But I’m not here to promote Rave Reviews. I’m here to talk about the evolution of my Twitter account.

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Just Playing Around

I swear that I’m going to write a real blog post or article today, but I’m waiting for my coffee to brew and can’t think yet.

coffee gollum

I must overcome this with silliness:

bear in big blue dancing

No…that’s not working. How about this:

excited space cat

Although I love that meme so much that I made it into a tag card, it’s still not waking me up. Let’s try again:

gif dog running explosion

There were go. If there was ever a gif that described my life, it would be that one. Thank you for your sacrifice, Poofy Dog.

cosmic-cat tripping balls redux


Coffee Memes to Start Your Day Right



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Sometimes, coffee (or as I say, cawfee) isn’t enough. You need your coffee with a shot of Funny.

Consider me your barista of the blog. Yes, I know it’s click bait, but it’s funny. In the morning, we need to laugh…or go back to bed.
coffee surprised

I hate when I get up before my alarm. I feel like I’ve cheated myself, so I lie in bed until the buzzer rings. Stupid internal clock.
coffee iv

How convenient would this be? Just jam it into your arm and work. You’ll also save on sugar and creamer.

coffee 25 to life

We’ve all been there…not prison…just wanting to murder someone that talks to you too early.

Inigo coffee die

No words can describe the level of awesomeness. I want this mug.

coffee simon garfunkel

…I’ve come to sip with you again…

coffee gollum

I think that if Gollum had enough coffee, he could’ve resisted the pull of the One Ring. It’d have to be strong coffee, but still…

coffee business cat

Business cat needs to do business things meow.

coffee doge

Oh, you thought Doge wouldn’t appear on one of my meme posts. Wow. Much mislead. So unknow.

doge in space card redux

New Business Cards?

I was messing around with pics and designs for new business cards that reflect my personality. I’ve narrowed it down to two, and I’d love to hear what the Internet thinks of them.

Option One:

cosmic-cat tripping balls redux

Option Two:

doge in space card redux

I also made a Crying Benoit one, but I think we’ll leave that one out of it.

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