Doggos (and Cattos) Explained

Happy Saturday (even though I’m writing this on Friday)!

My friends know that I’m obsessed with DoggoSpeak, so they send me doggo memes all the time. Closer to the truth is that I’m obsessed with language and how it evolves (even from Doge to Doggo in just a year or two!), but that’s a post for another time. Cat talk like the now mostly forgotten can haz cheezburger also gets me thinking. I mean, why do cats and dogs have such horrible grammar and spelling skills? It does me a bamboozle.

A friend sent me a Youtube link today, and I went down down down down down the rabbit (doggo) hole. Feast your eyes on THESE!

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!!

Someone did this with cats too!!! This whole post is like the doggo/catto dictionary. Take that, Mister Webster!

 

This shitpost has been brought to you by: Weird Obsessions, Pet Love, and Too Much Cawfee!

cosmic-cat-tripping-balls-redux

 

 

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New Business Cards?

I was messing around with pics and designs for new business cards that reflect my personality. I’ve narrowed it down to two, and I’d love to hear what the Internet thinks of them.

Option One:

cosmic-cat tripping balls redux

Option Two:

doge in space card redux

I also made a Crying Benoit one, but I think we’ll leave that one out of it.

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And Now…CATS IN HATS!! More Cat Memes

Yes, it’s Caturday, and today’s installment of “Craig’s ridiculous cat pics” is Cats Wearing Hats. Can you stand the adorablosity? Probably not. You might need someone to clean up your brains after they explode.

cat wearing graph paper
It’s not exactly a hat, but it’s ridiculous. I promise, the other ones are all hats.


Olde timey banker cat will foreclose on your farm.

Please sir, I want some more…

Professor McGonagall thinks you should be in Potions Class.

Ewok Cat fights The Empire with a crappy spear and the power of Cute.

Frat Cats live on mouse-flavored Ramen.

Hippity Hoppity Hell

Hakuna Matata my ass!

The rare cat-turtle hybrid. Normal Habitat: little league fields.

Santa Cat leaves a lump of poop in your stocking.

So…a kitty dressed as Hello Kitty is still a kitty, right?

Like my posts? Follow my website or “Like” my facebook fan page and/or follow me on Twitter. You can also purchase my debut novel, Song of Simon, at any online bookstore or a real one (they both exist). Song of Simon currently has a 4.8/5.0 rating on Amazon, so it’s pretty damn good. If you’re looking for something FREE, you can read my serial (soon to be an expanded series of novels) The Watchmage of Old New York. Though it ended in February, it remains one of the most popular serials on JukePop OF ALL TIME!