Doggos (and Cattos) Explained

Happy Saturday (even though I’m writing this on Friday)!

My friends know that I’m obsessed with DoggoSpeak, so they send me doggo memes all the time. Closer to the truth is that I’m obsessed with language and how it evolves (even from Doge to Doggo in just a year or two!), but that’s a post for another time. Cat talk like the now mostly forgotten can haz cheezburger also gets me thinking. I mean, why do cats and dogs have such horrible grammar and spelling skills? It does me a bamboozle.

A friend sent me a Youtube link today, and I went down down down down down the rabbit (doggo) hole. Feast your eyes on THESE!

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!!

Someone did this with cats too!!! This whole post is like the doggo/catto dictionary. Take that, Mister Webster!

 

This shitpost has been brought to you by: Weird Obsessions, Pet Love, and Too Much Cawfee!

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Cats of D&D

There’s a phenomenon going around that I can’t get enough of. It’s called “Cats of D&D” and it’s…well…you can figure it out. Kittehs, D&D references, and pretty much everything I could hope for. Here are some of my favorites:

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This is so fake. No cat is Lawful Good

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And Now…CATS IN HATS!! More Cat Memes

Yes, it’s Caturday, and today’s installment of “Craig’s ridiculous cat pics” is Cats Wearing Hats. Can you stand the adorablosity? Probably not. You might need someone to clean up your brains after they explode.

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It’s not exactly a hat, but it’s ridiculous. I promise, the other ones are all hats.


Olde timey banker cat will foreclose on your farm.

Please sir, I want some more…

Professor McGonagall thinks you should be in Potions Class.

Ewok Cat fights The Empire with a crappy spear and the power of Cute.

Frat Cats live on mouse-flavored Ramen.

Hippity Hoppity Hell

Hakuna Matata my ass!

The rare cat-turtle hybrid. Normal Habitat: little league fields.

Santa Cat leaves a lump of poop in your stocking.

So…a kitty dressed as Hello Kitty is still a kitty, right?

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My Top Ten Space Cat Memes

I’m a silly person, and I’m easily amused. Few things amuse me more than memes of cats flying through space. They’re the blacklight posters of the Internet Age. If I was a teen right now, I would have posters of them all over my walls. If I was a teen right now, I’d cover my walls with blacklight posters of cosmic cats and watch them as I smoked oregano that I thought was weed.

I know I’ve said this before, but I mean it this time: THIS is my dumbest post ever.

So get ready to save a bunch of pics to that file you keep for weird shit, here are my ten favorite space cat memes. Two of them aren’t true space cats, but their awesomeness demanded placement here. I hope they all blow your mind.

1) Welcome Cat

Welcome to the Internet, you poor, poor, bastard

2) Super Excited Space Cat

He’s so excited, and he just can’t hide it. He’s about to lose control and he thinks he likes it.

3) Angry Super-Detailed Nyan Cat

Those are rainbows of RAGE!!!

4) Doctor Mew

He’s grumpier on the inside…

5) Laser Cat

How is he shooting two beams with one eye?

6) DJ Pizza Cat…In Space

Droppin da bass in outta space…

7) Can Haz Space Cheezburger?

Cats are weightless in space, so yes, haz cheezburger

8) Drunk in Space Cat

That’s his 3rd bottle

9) Rambo Cat (almost in space) Riding a Fire-Breathing Unicorn

Not exactly in space, but it needs to be seen.

10) And finally…PIZZA CAT TURTLE TACO!!!!

This is everything I could ever want in a meme. HE’S POOPING TACOS!!!

Like my posts? Follow my website or “Like” my facebook fan page and/or follow me on Twitter. You can also purchase my debut novel, Song of Simon, at any online bookstore or a real one (they both exist). Song of Simon currently has a 4.8/5.0 rating on Amazon, so it’s pretty damn good. If you’re looking for something FREE, you can read my serial (soon to be an expanded series of novels) The Watchmage of Old New York. Though it ended in February, it remains one of the most popular serials on JukePop OF ALL TIME!