Drunk Wisdom of the Day


“A smooth sea scarcely sculpts a skillful sailor”

–Me (after a couple of beers)

doge in space card redux


The Truth About Writing…and Pants


I think the world should know that the best part about writing is that I can do it while lounging on the couch without pants. Pants are prohibitive to the writing process.

I guarantee that 90% of all writers write without wearing pants. This is a scientific study that needs no peer review because I have already decided that I am right.