Pardons

Pardon my absence. I recently started writing the third novel in the Watchmage Chronicles, not to mention my daily excursions hunting the elusive pokemon (my calves are killing me). Every time I want to blog, I end up working on the novel.

So where’s the second book? I decided that I acted in a rash manner when I eschewed an agent and self-published. I was angry at the way my publisher was treating my first novel, and the “agents” that came forward to represent me were obvious scams. Not to mention the pervasive fear that keeps coming back: I will die before I finish my stories. I know that has to do with Valerie’s death, but it’s a part of me now. You never know when the end is coming, so spend every day as if it’s your last. If it’s my last, I’ll keep writing.

Not that I regret self-publishing–I like the personal control–but I live too close to the buck, and I don’t write fast enough to make a solid living with it. A novel a year is about all that I can manage.

Instead of releasing the next book right away, I am querying agents, hoping that they will overlook the fact that it’s already out there. I dug myself into a hole, but I want to climb out.

Even if no one bites on Watchmage, I have ideas for new stories. Worst case scenario is that I keep Watchmage self published and go for an agent with that one.

Anyway, I’ll try to blog here more often. I have an idea for a new article on writing, that I think will go over well.

Have a super awesome happy fun time day.

Craig

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Last Day For 99 Cent Sale

Just a reminder: today is the LAST DAY to get The Watchmage of Old New York e-book for 99 cents. Yes! 99 cents! 99 pennies! A dollar minus one cent! 3 times 33 cents! All of these things!

Wiggle Cat and Wiggle Shaq like it. So will you. (See how happy they are?)

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Watchmage is also shortlisted for a whole bunch of awards right now, but you’ll be hearing tons more about that in the near future. If you like Historical Fantasy, word play, mythological creatures, well-developed characters, interesting worlds, intrigue, and flying dogs, you’ll love The Watchmage of Old New York.

And, you know, 99 cents. You can’t even get cawfee for that little. You know how I feel about cawfee.

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Hooray!

This website has gone over 1000 views a month every month since last August, with two months over 2000 and one over 3000. Thank you all for the support. I promise to continue with the geeky goodness, silly memes, and occasional serious topics.

Oh, and more of this guy:

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Fly, Flappy, fly!

BTW: The Watchmage of Old New York is 99 cents on Amazon until May 31st (2016). *hypnotizing voice* buyyyyyy myyyy boooookkkkk…buyyyyy myyyy booookkkk. Or not, it’s cool.

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Did I Make Amazon Mad?

I have no clue what I did, but over the past two weeks Amazon has removed several of the reviews for The Watchmage of Old New York, and blocked at least five (people have told me that their reviews were blocked). I’m now down to 18 reviews, and who knows how far it will fall.

I don’t understand what I did wrong. I’ve never broken the terms and conditions or tried anything shady. Hell, I don’t even let my family leave reviews for fear of breaking terms. I guess i’m just unlucky.

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They also removed several reviews that I’ve left on products and books. I think that this is kinda funny, but funny sad. They send me emails asking for reviews on this and that product, but it’s those reviews that get removed.

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Update Update Update…Update

If you couldn’t tell from the title, this is an update. A bunch of cool writing stuff happened in the past few days.

My short story “Skully” is now in the anthology Twisted Tales: 15 Literary Lies and Epic Yarns, published by Readers Circle of Avenue Park I’m in very talented and established company here, and I’m tickled magenta…which is even more tickled than pink.

You can buy it on Amazon for $2.99, or you can get it for FREE by joining their mailing list here

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Sale! Watchmage For 99 Cents!

Hey everyone. I decided to have a sale on The Watchmage of Old New York for this week only. Why? Because I CAN!!!! Also because sales and reviews are falling off.

Sooo, the sale is on Amazon only, and only for the ebook. If you like my blog, you’ll probably like Watchmage. It’s the same writer, you know 😉 You’ll also be helping a neat-o dude like me. I consider every purchase a hug (and each review is a belly rub…I love belly rubs)

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Yes, I know it’s shameless pandering…But I gotta eat.

In case you haven’t heard of The Watchmage of Old New York yet, let me hit you with the book blurb:

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Book Sale! Watchmage for 99 Cents!

It’s the holidays and I’m a giving kinda guy, so I put The Watchmage of Old New York up for only 99 cents on Amazon (on other sites it’s still $2.99). This’ll only be until New Years, so pick your copy up today.

Obviously this is only for the e-book. Amazon won’t let you sell the paper version for that cheap. If you want a signed paperback, with your own special dedication, contact me and I’ll make it happen.

Seriously, buy my book…do I have to bust out Jon Lovitz again?

 

Ok, so you don’t ACTUALLY have to buy my book. Honestly, I hate shilling like this. But if you like this blog, you’ll probably like my novels too.

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Goblins

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Goblins are common Veil Dwellers in New York, and they were early settlers in New Amsterdam. There was even one that sailed on the Half Moon with Henry Hudson. They are physically unappealing and their personalities are usually abrasive and sarcastic. They make up for these shortcomings with incredible intelligence and an aptitude for science and technology. Many of the world’s great scientists and inventors were Goblins.

Goblins adapt very well to the mundane world, where their penchant for invention is encouraged rather than stifled. Many prefer it to the other side of the Veil, where Glamour is the norm. Out of all the races, Goblins are the most comfortable in our world. They seem to take pleasure in watching the struggles of humanity.

Appearance

Goblins are 3 1/2 to 4 feet tall, with skinny bodies, oversized heads, and awkwardly large feet. They tend toward dull green skin, with large yellow eyes and ears similar in shape to a fox’s, but even larger (they take the idiom “I’m all ears” as a mortal insult). Their ears sometimes flop at the tips. Their hands and especially their fingers are long and agile.

Their illusionary guise–like most of the commoner Dwellers–are short. Unlike Gnomes, they are skinny, sometimes frail. They usually have larger ears and intense, bulging eyes. They wear utilitarian clothes and care little about fashion. Hygiene isn’t a priority in either form.

Society

Goblins prefer the company of no one. They like to live alone, and rarely make any interpersonal relationships. They are most at home when working on some project. Even when working on a project with other Goblins, they grumble, knowing that “they could do it better on their own.”

Goblins are easily slighted, but instead of physical confrontation, they plan elaborate tricks to humiliate or harm the offender. They do not get along well with Gnomes.

When Goblins do socialize, they enjoy the company of Trolls and Redcaps, the former for their wicked sense of humor, the latter for their gruff nature. They have little respect for the Sidhe and only pay homage when necessary.

Despite their isolationist nature, Goblins are very important to Dweller society on both sides of the Veil. Only Goblins know how to forge Hallowsteel, the enchanted metal that Dwellers use instead of iron and steel. Without Goblins, Dwellers would be stuck in the Bronze Age.

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Goblin Names

Goblin names feature hard consonant sounds (like Redcaps) with Northern European inflections, and are never more than two syllables.

Abilities

Illusionary Guise–Like all Dwellers, Goblins can disguise themselves as human. Their appearance is as mentioned above.

Brilliance–Goblins are far more intelligent than other Dwellers and humans. They have exceptional aptitude with science and technology.

Hallowsteel–Only Goblins know how to forge Hallowsteel, the metal that Dwellers use instead of iron. Many have tried to take the secret, all have failed.

Object Summoning–Goblins can summon tools at will. Some can even create tools that don’t exist. This requires a small amount of Glamour for mundane tools, far more for fantastic ones.

Limited Apparation–Goblins can apparate (teleport) short distances, no more than a quarter mile. This requires a very large amount of Glamour, so they rarely use it.

Resistance to Injury–Like all Dwellers, they cannot be hurt by normal means. Only Magic, Glamour, attacks by other Dwellers, and extreme elements harm them. They are particularly resistant to fire, and have a particular attraction to it.

Susceptible to Iron and Salt–Like most Dwellers, pure iron causes grievous injury to them. Even being around iron causes discomfort. Alloys like steel does not have that effect. Salt causes them discomfort, and too much will burn.

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