Ok, you all know that despite not being a dad, I am a purveyor and connoisseur of dad jokes. I’ve posted jokes with the laughing dog meme before, even the Rick Grimes meme. Lately I’ve been obsessed with the “family groaning at a restaurant while dad laughs” meme. I’ve decided to bless you all with some of my favorites.
You’re welcome 😀
Or, you can hate me forever. Either way, credit goes to @IFindItFunny2. This is some exquisite punishment.
This is taking over the Internet. I can’t stop watching.
It’s hypnotic, man.
And now to completely ruin your day…and possibly baked goods.
It kinda reminds me of Hedonism Bot from Futurama.
Anyway, just wanted to share.
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That’s all I wanted to say. Have a great weekend 🙂
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Sometimes, coffee (or as I say, cawfee) isn’t enough. You need your coffee with a shot of Funny.
Consider me your barista of the blog. Yes, I know it’s click bait, but it’s funny. In the morning, we need to laugh…or go back to bed.
I hate when I get up before my alarm. I feel like I’ve cheated myself, so I lie in bed until the buzzer rings. Stupid internal clock.
How convenient would this be? Just jam it into your arm and work. You’ll also save on sugar and creamer.
We’ve all been there…not prison…just wanting to murder someone that talks to you too early.
No words can describe the level of awesomeness. I want this mug.
…I’ve come to sip with you again…
I think that if Gollum had enough coffee, he could’ve resisted the pull of the One Ring. It’d have to be strong coffee, but still…
Business cat needs to do business things meow.
Oh, you thought Doge wouldn’t appear on one of my meme posts. Wow. Much mislead. So unknow.
Ok, I swear that I’m going to start adding more source material on NYC History today. I already have something on 19th century slang written (my own notes for Watchmage). I just have to rearrange it for consumption. Right now it’s in a form that only I can understand.
I should organize my files better. One day I’m going to be dead, and people are going to need to find my important files…
Inner Critic: Wow, Craig, that’s freaking morbid.
Neuroses: Yeah, people are gonna think you’re all emo and shit. A 38 year old emo. Good job.
Muse: “Whateva, whateva, I do what I want.”
Brain: Will someone make another pot of coffee…PLEASE?
Anyway, I have to do some more editing, but hopefully I’ll get it up soon…
Id: Hehehehe, you said “get it up.”
Sex Drive: You rang?
Neuroses: You’re ruining your blog with dick jokes!
Id: “Moar dick jokes, moar gooder.”
Neuroses: Now you’re just making obscure references.
Id: “I resemble that remark…”
Neuroses: SEE!!!
Brain: If you get me some damn coffee, I’ll be more original!!!
Stomach: *growls*
Brain: “Quiet, you!”
Neuroses: ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN REFERENCES!!
silence….
Id: “Fatality…Neuroses, wins.”
Brain: *sigh*
Now you’ve seen what goes on in my head. Take that, Disney!
Neuroses: You haven’t even seen the movie, and you’re doing a parody.
Brain: It’s ok, I used to watch Herman’s Head.
To be fair, I heard that Inside Out is very good.
This post really went off the rails.
Brain: This wouldn’t happen if YOU GOT ME SOME GODDAMMED COFFEE!!!
Fin
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I have a serious addiction to memes. Yes, I love cat memes, space kitteh especially. But nothing…NOTHING…compares to my love of Doge. Ah, Doge, wow, much love, such funny, do want, very laugh, so meme. I have a shirt with Doge drawn like the Stark Dire Wolf. It says “wow, such winter, is coming, much cold.”
And of course, there’s this…
It doesn’t get geekier, or creepier than that.
Now anyone can make an ordinary Doge meme, but I’m going for something different (because I’m different). Here are some Doge memes combined with other memes. It’s a Titanic Team Up of Shiba Inu proportions (as opposed to the Titanic Team Up I blogged about the other day).
Nic Cage is in your Doge
Such world. Much wonderful.
Good morning Dogeshine. Much Earth so hello.
Doge Fawkes
I really love this one. No joke attached, it stands alone.
Wtf Crowe. Much awful. Ugh voice.
Two of my favorite memes came together for this awesomeness.
Much gin. Such juice.
Doge will survive the nuclear holocaust.
No mistakes. Wow, happy accidents.
I’m kinda over Grumpy Cat. No meme should should have a Christmas movie.
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Thank you Internet, you’ve made all my dreams come true.
Hmmm… It was recommended to me that I should narrow my focus if I want to promote better. Maybe I should narrow my focus on awful jokes.
These are awful, but really clever. No shame if you don’t understand all of them.
Here’s a sample:
“Who is this Rorschach guy, and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?”
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized.”
Yeah, it’s that kind of stuff.
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