Coffee Memes to Start Your Day Right

Posted on September 23, 2015 by C. A. Sanders

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Sometimes, coffee (or as I say, cawfee) isn’t enough. You need your coffee with a shot of Funny.

Consider me your barista of the blog. Yes, I know it’s click bait, but it’s funny. In the morning, we need to laugh…or go back to bed.

I hate when I get up before my alarm. I feel like I’ve cheated myself, so I lie in bed until the buzzer rings. Stupid internal clock.

How convenient would this be? Just jam it into your arm and work. You’ll also save on sugar and creamer.

We’ve all been there…not prison…just wanting to murder someone that talks to you too early.

No words can describe the level of awesomeness. I want this mug.

…I’ve come to sip with you again…

I think that if Gollum had enough coffee, he could’ve resisted the pull of the One Ring. It’d have to be strong coffee, but still…

Business cat needs to do business things meow.

Oh, you thought Doge wouldn’t appear on one of my meme posts. Wow. Much mislead. So unknow.

Wow. Much Coffee. So Drinking.

Posted on May 11, 2015 by C. A. Sanders

I really like coffee.

Does this count as a blog post? It’s about nine in the morning. I’ve been up for about an hour and a half, and it’s only now that i’m having my coffee. So that means that the actual work time I get from sleep gives me 90 minutes of pep, and the rest comes from a mug.

I turn my morning coffee into a power breakfast (of sorts). Instead of milk or creamer, I add protein shake. My mug is about 20 oz. 10 oz. of coffee, 10 oz. of protein shake, and I have a light breakfast. In an hour or two, I will take a break from working and make a real breakfast.

But right now I’m having a ton of trouble writing. Maybe I’m overworked? Maybe I’m undercoffeed?

Maybe I’m underDoged?

No, I’m definitely not underDoged.

Ok, this is just becoming and excuse to put up Doge memes. I better get back to work.

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New Business Cards?

Posted on January 26, 2015 by C. A. Sanders

I was messing around with pics and designs for new business cards that reflect my personality. I’ve narrowed it down to two, and I’d love to hear what the Internet thinks of them.

Option One:

Option Two:

I also made a Crying Benoit one, but I think we’ll leave that one out of it.

Like my posts? Follow my website or “Like” my facebook fan page and/or follow me on Twitter. You can also purchase my debut novel, Song of Simon, at any online bookstore or a real one (you’ll probably have to order it). Of course, you can always buy an autographed one from me, just send me a message. Song of Simon currently has a 4.7/5.0 rating on Amazon, so people seem to like it. If you’re looking for something FREE, you can read my serial (soon to be an expanded series of novels) The Watchmage of Old New York. Though it ended in February, it remains one of the most popular serials on JukePop OF ALL TIME!

When Doge Memes Collide: Doge Hybrids

Posted on January 11, 2015 by C. A. Sanders

I have a serious addiction to memes. Yes, I love cat memes, space kitteh especially. But nothing…NOTHING…compares to my love of Doge. Ah, Doge, wow, much love, such funny, do want, very laugh, so meme. I have a shirt with Doge drawn like the Stark Dire Wolf. It says “wow, such winter, is coming, much cold.”

And of course, there’s this…

It doesn’t get geekier, or creepier than that.

Now anyone can make an ordinary Doge meme, but I’m going for something different (because I’m different). Here are some Doge memes combined with other memes. It’s a Titanic Team Up of Shiba Inu proportions (as opposed to the Titanic Team Up I blogged about the other day).

Nic Cage is in your Doge

Such world. Much wonderful.

Good morning Dogeshine. Much Earth so hello.

Doge Fawkes

I really love this one. No joke attached, it stands alone.

Wtf Crowe. Much awful. Ugh voice.

Two of my favorite memes came together for this awesomeness.

Much gin. Such juice.

Doge will survive the nuclear holocaust.

No mistakes. Wow, happy accidents.

I’m kinda over Grumpy Cat. No meme should should have a Christmas movie.

Like my posts? Follow my website or “Like” my facebook fan page and/or follow me on Twitter. You can also purchase my debut novel, Song of Simon, at any online bookstore or a real one (you’ll probably have to order it). Of course, you can always buy an autographed one from me, just send me a message. Song of Simon currently has a 4.8/5.0 rating on Amazon, so people seem to like it. If you’re looking for something FREE, you can read my serial (soon to be an expanded series of novels) The Watchmage of Old New York. Though it ended in February, it remains one of the most popular serials on JukePop OF ALL TIME!

My Top Ten Space Cat Memes

Posted on September 20, 2014 by C. A. Sanders

I’m a silly person, and I’m easily amused. Few things amuse me more than memes of cats flying through space. They’re the blacklight posters of the Internet Age. If I was a teen right now, I would have posters of them all over my walls. If I was a teen right now, I’d cover my walls with blacklight posters of cosmic cats and watch them as I smoked oregano that I thought was weed.

I know I’ve said this before, but I mean it this time: THIS is my dumbest post ever.

So get ready to save a bunch of pics to that file you keep for weird shit, here are my ten favorite space cat memes. Two of them aren’t true space cats, but their awesomeness demanded placement here. I hope they all blow your mind.

1) Welcome Cat

Welcome to the Internet, you poor, poor, bastard

2) Super Excited Space Cat

He’s so excited, and he just can’t hide it. He’s about to lose control and he thinks he likes it.

3) Angry Super-Detailed Nyan Cat

Those are rainbows of RAGE!!!

4) Doctor Mew

He’s grumpier on the inside…

5) Laser Cat

How is he shooting two beams with one eye?

6) DJ Pizza Cat…In Space

Droppin da bass in outta space…

7) Can Haz Space Cheezburger?

Cats are weightless in space, so yes, haz cheezburger

8) Drunk in Space Cat

That’s his 3rd bottle

9) Rambo Cat (almost in space) Riding a Fire-Breathing Unicorn

Not exactly in space, but it needs to be seen.

10) And finally…PIZZA CAT TURTLE TACO!!!!

This is everything I could ever want in a meme. HE’S POOPING TACOS!!!

Like my posts? Follow my website or “Like” my facebook fan page and/or follow me on Twitter. You can also purchase my debut novel, Song of Simon, at any online bookstore or a real one (they both exist). Song of Simon currently has a 4.8/5.0 rating on Amazon, so it’s pretty damn good. If you’re looking for something FREE, you can read my serial (soon to be an expanded series of novels) The Watchmage of Old New York. Though it ended in February, it remains one of the most popular serials on JukePop OF ALL TIME!