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The Epic Doggo Bamboozle Post!
I love doggos.
There, I said it. Doggos dressed up as other things to bamboozle hoomans make me so happy that I could bork!
Btw, bork is the new bark. Get with it, people 🙂
So, in honor of doggos everywhere, here are some of my favorites. They are doing me a happy. Note: not all of these are bamboozles. Some are just awesome. 🙂
Also, I’m posting from my phone. Awesome.
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Hot dogs.
Doing a hold. Doggo is master
And the finale. ..
Silly baboozled hoomans
Oh, if you think you’d like flying dogs with your historical fantasy mysteries, check out my novel, ” The Watchmage of Old New York. It’s good, and I’m not bamboozling you.
Next To You
I am lying next to you, your head nestled beneath my chin. Your hair tickles, but your arm, draped over my chest, feels warm. A comfort. A comfort because I have someone that holds me, and someone to hold. I have someone to take care of, and someone that takes care of me.
My Twitter Acct Was Hijacked (by me)
I tweet…a lot. I tweet to promote my books. I tweet to promote other people’s books. I belong to a group called Rave Reviews Book Club, where we retweet each others novels and blogs, etc. It’s a pretty cool group, and though it has a small membership fee, the increase in book sales is worth it.
But I’m not here to promote Rave Reviews. I’m here to talk about the evolution of my Twitter account.
The Epic Dad Joke Meme Post!
Ok, you all know that despite not being a dad, I am a purveyor and connoisseur of dad jokes. I’ve posted jokes with the laughing dog meme before, even the Rick Grimes meme. Lately I’ve been obsessed with the “family groaning at a restaurant while dad laughs” meme. I’ve decided to bless you all with some of my favorites.
You’re welcome 😀
Or, you can hate me forever. Either way, credit goes to @IFindItFunny2. This is some exquisite punishment.
Wiggle Wiggle
This is taking over the Internet. I can’t stop watching.
It’s hypnotic, man.
Cats of D&D
There’s a phenomenon going around that I can’t get enough of. It’s called “Cats of D&D” and it’s…well…you can figure it out. Kittehs, D&D references, and pretty much everything I could hope for. Here are some of my favorites:
This is so fake. No cat is Lawful Good
Update Update Update…Update
If you couldn’t tell from the title, this is an update. A bunch of cool writing stuff happened in the past few days.
My short story “Skully” is now in the anthology Twisted Tales: 15 Literary Lies and Epic Yarns, published by Readers Circle of Avenue Park I’m in very talented and established company here, and I’m tickled magenta…which is even more tickled than pink.
You can buy it on Amazon for $2.99, or you can get it for FREE by joining their mailing list here
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Words Fail Me
And now to completely ruin your day…and possibly baked goods.
It kinda reminds me of Hedonism Bot from Futurama.
Anyway, just wanted to share.
Click here to by The Watchmage of Old New York. You won’t regret it…well…you might, but probably not.
A Poem For Katie (puns included)
Hey everyone. I write a lot on here about my late fiance, Valerie. As some of you know, she passed away 3 years ago last month. I’m not going to talk about that today. I’m going to talk about Katie.
For the past 9 months, I’ve been dating a wonderful woman that I love very much. I never thought that I would fall in love again, but holy crap, I did.
I’m not much of a poet, but I took a shot at writing a poem for her for Valentine’s Day (spoiler: she liked it).
To break up the melodramatic crap, I’m adding dogs telling terrible jokes. Enjoy.
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